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Hello All!
So, I felt bad for not getting to Far Side Friday and Game On! Saturday, I overbooked myself on blog tours, and completely forgot! But, I thought everyone might need a laugh today and I found this great Harry Potter Joke Book free for Kindle Unlimited! Harry Potter? Jokes??… FREE?! I’M IN!!
The jokes are all super cheesy. Just the way I like them!
Hope you all enjoy!
Q. What’s the difference between a comma and Crookshanks?
A. A comma is a pause at the end of a clause, and Crookshanks has claws at the end of his paws.
Q. Why did Draco avoid Hermione the first time they met?
A. His parents told him to never talk to Grangers.
Q. Where do Hogwarts students leave their complaints?
A. In the Goblet of Ire.
Q. What do a potions pot and Harry’s best friend have in common?
A. They’re both cauldron.
Q. Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?
A. Because they are double-crossers.
Q. Why did the Slytherin get a job at the post office?
A. They liked that he could speak parseltongue.
Q. Where can you find Dumbledore’s Army?
A. In Dumbledore’s sleevy!
Q. Why was Mad-Eye Moody such a bad teacher?
A. Because he can’t control his pupils.
Q. Why didn’t Harry argue with the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?
A. He didn’t want to Quirrell.
Q. Did you hear about the high fees at Gringotts?
A. They’re really goblin up the profits!
Q. Why was the half-man, half-horse so arrogant?
A. Because he thought he was the Centaur of the universe.
Knock-knock … Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let us in! The Dementors are coming!
Knock-knock … Who’s there? Sirius. Sirius who? Sirius-ly open the door!
Q. Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter to Facebook?
A. Because he wants followers, not friends.
There is SO MUCH MORE!! If you’d like to get a copy of your own, follow these links!
AMAZON U.S
Amazon Canada
Amazon UK
Harry Potter Joke Book is Best Served with a Butterbeer!
I found this one at Liquor.com
Ingredients
- 1oz Butterscotch Shnapps
- 1oz Vanilla Vodka
- 6oz Cream Soda (I upped the game by using alcoholic Cream Soda by Pop Shoppe)
- They recommend topping with whipped cream… but, I’m not a fan, so I passed on that one!
Directions
- Mix all ingredients in a chilled mug
- CHEERS!!
No worries at all: and no apology necessary. We all get busy sometimes so it’s perfectly understandable. And erm…well…erm…not a really big Harry Potter fan so erm…yeah (gee..the weather is pretty nice outside isn’t it 😅😅😅).
Still wonderful post and nice idea to make us laugh on sunday 😀😀 Have a great day !😊
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Ha ha ha!! You’re safe in my blog, Michel. (I’m not a huge Harry Potter fan, either) but, I AM a huge cheesy joke fan! 😂😂🤓
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Haha…lol, phew…happy that I am safe, and cheesy jokes: seriously what is there not to like about those 😂😂
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Lovely cheesy jokes… Glad you enjoyed your Saturday night and Sunday morning
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Well, not so much my Sunday morning! I stayed up way too late, and now I’m paying the price as I get ready for work! 😅
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Ooooh that’s painful and a horrible state to be in… How about coffee??
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I DEFINITELY sense some of that in my future!! Or at LEAST a tea!
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Any perk you up should do😉😉😂😂
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My seven year old daughter can’t get enough of two things recently: Harry Potter and cheesy jokes. This is going to make her year, thanks so much for sharing!
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I’m glad you enjoy!! (I’m sorry you’ll be hearing these all year!) 😉😂
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Bahahaha. These are so funny and your gifs make them even funnier
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Thank you!! They all definitely had me giggling!! 😂😂
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Thank you for the giggles! I should use these with my students this year!
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Oh, do it!!! There are some real gems there! 😂😂💯💖
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Oh these are brilliant! I laughed so loud at some of them 💖 wish I could tell them to my students but seeing as English is not their native language and they are between 12 and 15, I doubt they’d understand most of these jokes 😂
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13 and 15 is the PERFECT age for Harry Potter! But, the lack of English may be an issue. 😊
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Yeah, the names of some of the characters are different which kills the joke immediately 😂
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This is so hilarious! I have to get this one and I love your drink share. Cream soda is a fave! ❤
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I haven’t heard of this book before! I like that double crosser slythering and mad-eye’s pupils 😂 Which is your favorite?
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The Dumblebore’s sleevy one had me literally crying with laughter. I LOVED that one!!
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Haha! Cute!🤣
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It was!! The Dumblebore’s sleevy joke had me dying! 😂😂
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HA! You at it again? No, I’m not a Harry Potter fan, but absolutely LOVED your pairing with the drink. You knocked that one out of the park, Nicole.
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Hahaha, love the last one. The true meaning of Twitter…
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Omg I really cracked up at some of these!! 😀
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Aren’t they too funny?? 😂😂
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Awesome drink, Nicole, and I thought these were funny, especially if you know the books well.
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They absolutely made me giggle! It’s definitely not as funny if you don’t know the books well! 😁🍻💖
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So much fun, Nicole! I didn’t know there was alcoholic cream soda! That drink sounds so yummy! 🍻
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I KNOW!! So good!! 😁💖🍻 It was a little sweet for my liking, but still good!
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The cauldron one actually got a belly laugh out of me. Terrible by hilarious.
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That one was good (and bad) but the one that really got me was the Dumblebore’s sleevy one. I just told my employee and I was crying again I was laughing so hard…. He almost quit. 😉🙄😅
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😂😂😂
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They’re both cauldron.
These are hilarious! I love cheesy jokes.
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Ha ha!! I love it!! 💖💖
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Oh my those are awful… but in a good way. Could be really good stocking stuffers for friends during the holidays! Thanks for the tip 🙂
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That’s exactly what I thought!! 😂
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I was totally cracking up with these jokes….. then….. I saw Alcoholic Cream Soda ???????????
I may be in love. ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂
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Oh, it’s good!!! Sweet. But, good!
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😋😋😋
Hey I tried to send you a message via your contact me page but I don’t think it went through.
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Really? I was actually worried about that before. 😕 I’ve been getting a lot of contact page activity, but then I would check my email and have nothing… But, I tested it and it worked for me. 😕
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Weird. My contact page seems to be doing okay. But I had a link to it in my review policy page and that went caput…. no idea why.
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You can email me gamesociety@hotmail.com
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Cool. Will do.
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Or FB or Instagram work too… Although I’ll have to figure out what’s going on with my contacts page… Now I worry those hits with no email were a missed opportunity. 😔😕
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Crap. Yes! I have no idea what’s going on with that. Not even showing up in spam?
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Nope. My man and I both sent a contact and it went through… Weird. 😕 I’ll have to ask Shalini or something to test it tomorrow… Now I’m worried.
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No. Sounds like it could be me. Maybe it’s just when I try to send a message via the contact pages?? Cuz I tried to do it at least once before with another blogger and same thing… did not go through.
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That’s so weird! 😕
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🤷🏻♀️
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Well, you got me so paranoid that I added an email to my contact page. Ha ha!
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Lol
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Hahaha
Sorry!
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It’s okay. It’s probably better this way anyways, just in case! I’d hate to think that I’m missing out on any actual contacts!
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True
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What were you contacting me ABOUT, anyways? You didn’t get back to me! (you left me in suspense!!)
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Lol. Sorry. Went to bed. Will email later.
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Got your reply email last night!
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I got a message from you through something… Or was that just an email?
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That was the email I sent your hotmail.
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Free is always nice, especially when free gets you jokes like these that you could share with everyone!!! Thanks for sharing these!! 😀
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Ha ha!! Thanks for putting up with them. 😂👍🍻
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As a Harry Potter fan, I should read this. 😀
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It was too funny! Super silly “dad jokes”
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Oh my god, these are so terrible but still so good 😂😂 Thanks for the facepalms and the giggles, Nicole! 😂
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You’re welcome! I just had a 30 minutes crying fest laughing at the Dumbledore’s sleevy joke with my nieces! Pretty sure it’s going to wind up on one of their Instagram pages!! 😂😂😂😂 Love that my niece’s are better at technology than I am! Pretty sure they’ll put it up making fun of my since I think they were laughing more at my laughing then anything, little buggers!! 😂😂
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Ahahaha oh that’s great. 😂😂 You should totally link it to a blog post if they do put it on instagram!
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Oh, I will!! 👍😂😂
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Well I’ve not read Harry Potter, nor seen the movies so I have no idea what any of this means 😀
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Ha ha!! Ya, knowing Harry Potter, even a little, is pretty essential with most of these! 😂
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Dumbledore’s Army, in his sleeve-y! I LITERALLY SNORTED!!! 😂😂😂
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That one was my FAVOURITE!!! I can’t see it without laughing!! 😂😂
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