Thank you for joining me again for "Deep Thoughts" with Jack Handey. "Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk. Join... Continue Reading →
Welcome back for Day 4 of "Deep Thoughts" with Jack Handey. "Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I Am Beautiful." Join me again tomorrow for more "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey.
Thank you for joining me for Day 3 of "Deep Thoughts" with Jack Handey. "Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a "shell" if you will. But my shell isn't made... Continue Reading →
Thank you for joining me for Day 2 of "Deep Thoughts" with Jack Handey "I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad." Join me tomorrow for day 3 of "Deep Thoughts" with Jack Handey.
