Cozy Sunday- Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor by Brian Boone

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Hello All!

So, I felt bad for not getting to Far Side Friday and Game On! Saturday, I overbooked myself on blog tours, and completely forgot! But, I thought everyone might need a laugh today and I found this great Harry Potter Joke Book free for Kindle Unlimited! Harry Potter? Jokes??… FREE?! I’M IN!!

The jokes are all super cheesy. Just the way I like them!

Hope you all enjoy!


Q. What’s the difference between a comma and Crookshanks?

A. A comma is a pause at the end of a clause, and Crookshanks has claws at the end of his paws.

Q. Why did Draco avoid Hermione the first time they met?

A. His parents told him to never talk to Grangers.

Q. Where do Hogwarts students leave their complaints?

A. In the Goblet of Ire.



Q. What do a potions pot and Harry’s best friend have in common?

A. They’re both cauldron.

Q. Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?

A. Because they are double-crossers.

Q. Why did the Slytherin get a job at the post office?

A. They liked that he could speak parseltongue.

Q. Where can you find Dumbledore’s Army?

A. In Dumbledore’s sleevy!


Q. Why was Mad-Eye Moody such a bad teacher?

A. Because he can’t control his pupils.

Q. Why didn’t Harry argue with the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?

A. He didn’t want to Quirrell.

Q. Did you hear about the high fees at Gringotts?

A. They’re really goblin up the profits!

Q. Why was the half-man, half-horse so arrogant?

A. Because he thought he was the Centaur of the universe.

Knock-knock … Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let us in! The Dementors are coming!

Knock-knock … Who’s there? Sirius. Sirius who? Sirius-ly open the door!

Q. Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter to Facebook?

A. Because he wants followers, not friends.

There is SO MUCH MORE!! If you’d like to get a copy of your own, follow these links!


Amazon Canada

Amazon UK

Harry Potter Joke Book is Best Served with a Butterbeer!


I found this one at


  • 1oz Butterscotch Shnapps
  • 1oz Vanilla Vodka
  • 6oz Cream Soda (I upped the game by using alcoholic Cream Soda by Pop Shoppe)
  • They recommend topping with whipped cream… but, I’m not a fan, so I passed on that one!


  1. Mix all ingredients in a chilled mug
  2. CHEERS!!


73 thoughts on “Cozy Sunday- Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor by Brian Boone

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  1. No worries at all: and no apology necessary. We all get busy sometimes so it’s perfectly understandable. And erm…well…erm…not a really big Harry Potter fan so erm…yeah (gee..the weather is pretty nice outside isn’t it 😅😅😅).
    Still wonderful post and nice idea to make us laugh on sunday 😀😀 Have a great day !😊

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  2. My seven year old daughter can’t get enough of two things recently: Harry Potter and cheesy jokes. This is going to make her year, thanks so much for sharing!

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  3. Oh these are brilliant! I laughed so loud at some of them 💖 wish I could tell them to my students but seeing as English is not their native language and they are between 12 and 15, I doubt they’d understand most of these jokes 😂

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      1. Really? I was actually worried about that before. 😕 I’ve been getting a lot of contact page activity, but then I would check my email and have nothing… But, I tested it and it worked for me. 😕

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      2. No. Sounds like it could be me. Maybe it’s just when I try to send a message via the contact pages?? Cuz I tried to do it at least once before with another blogger and same thing… did not go through.

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    1. You’re welcome! I just had a 30 minutes crying fest laughing at the Dumbledore’s sleevy joke with my nieces! Pretty sure it’s going to wind up on one of their Instagram pages!! 😂😂😂😂 Love that my niece’s are better at technology than I am! Pretty sure they’ll put it up making fun of my since I think they were laughing more at my laughing then anything, little buggers!! 😂😂

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