Everyone, it just so happens to be the Birthday of one of my nearest and dearest friends!! Happy Birthday Shalini!! And, to celebrate in true Nicole fashion here is an awful….ly good poem that I wrote JUST FOR HER!!!
Your friendship means the world to me
I’ll announce it for the world to see.
I hope your day holds lots of fun,
And Birthday greetings from everyone.
I hope you receive some treasure maps
Or perhaps some assless chaps!
My lovely wife deserves the best,
Because you’re better than the rest!!
Haha hahaha thank you so much for the Assless Chaps and apparently some kind of burning nipple cover thingy which I am supposed to twirl it… At you? ππππ
Thank you so much for the kind thoughts of wanting to see my butt… And the overflow of fat…. π π
Nipple thingy will be only for you ππππ you have put so much thought into my boobs and butt, I almost wonder if you are really down with bad throat…
You need to rest hehehe
Thank you so much for the thought behind the gift and the poems and of course, your love and friendship just flows out of the Assless thingy…
BTW won’t I be cold in such attire?
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Only for you would I drag myself out if bed, darling. And I wanted to post this before it was your bedtime, since you’re going to be going to sleep at a decent time as per your new years resolution… Correct?? π€π€£
I hope you have a fabulous day! And, I just couldn’t help myself with the burning nipple tassels and the assless chaps. πππ
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Hahaha π π π π π π
Yp will be sleeping soon. Got Netflix. I am going to be kind to myself… Yayy I am all set
And you need to go back to sleep…
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Ya ya. My parents are stopping by to drop something off for me. Then it’s back to sleep. Lol!
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I missed so much over Christmas…. not convinced it was a bad thing now though…. π€π
What an outfit… what an outfit it would be.
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Ha ha! I’ve missed you, Cozy Babe!! Well really, I miss everyone! I haven’t been online much, myself. I really have to hop back into that saddle and get my shit together!!
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I know. Iβm trying to get back to regular posts… at least to get out the last of the 2018 reviews and new challenge posts. Then I need to figure out a workable schedule ππ
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Ya….. I’m still trying to sort out 2018 myself. I missed a lot! I missed my goodreads goal (not because I didn’t read enough, but because I didn’t have time to post that I read the books I did! Lol!) I still have some reviews to catch up on…. Some I’ve read and just haven’t actually taken the time to write the reviews… It’s been a little crazy! Hopefully I can get things sorted out and get things back on track!
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Oh no. You should still be able to get goodreads though, when you set the date completed. And put the app on your phone!
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The app is on my phone. Lol! I just never get to it…. I’m going to make some time to work on it!!
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None of the guys are looking hot enough for me to want to peek at their junkππ
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Ha ha!! Ya. I couldn’t find a happy birthday GIF with anyone that would tempt you. I had to settle for these guys. ππ
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Hahaha… π π π π ππ
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Nice candles! π
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Aww, this post was just so sweet, and crazy funny at the same time lol. You really are the best, this is a really nice thing you did here for Shalini. I already congratulated her over on her blog, but in the off chance she reads this: some things can’t be said often enough: Happy Birthday again Shalini! ππ
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π€£π€£ Im dying with Laughter, at least Nicole doesn’t know your nor my birthday.
I would be SOOOO Embarrassedπ¬π¬
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Sayyyyy Raistlin whats your Birthday .. β’Μ.Μ«β’Μβ§
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This was a whole bunch of fun and naughtiness. Keep rocking.
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Shalini happy birthday! Iβm commenting here because the app seriously crashed on me twice when I was trying to comment on your post!ππ₯³π₯³π₯³
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Thank you… Your app doesn’t like me πhorrorsπππππ
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LOL! No it just wouldnβt let me scroll through 1000 comments LOL
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Hehehe yayy… π π Exaggerate much?!! ππ
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You’re a poet and we didn’t even know it. Happy birthday, Shalini! Ride ’em, cowgirl, in the assless chaps. Lol!
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Omg omg… ππ Won’t I be chafed at all wrong places ππ thank you π
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Oh for a haha and love it button…Giphy to the rescue..Sort of….

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Happy birthday to Shalini, and well done finding the burning boobs gif!
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Hahaha thank you so much… Apparently it was burning tassels… I imagined such a scene and shudderedππ
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My knees would get burned π€£π€£
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I don’t think I can shake it like the babe in the GIFππ
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Awesome post… she’s loving it! π Happy Birthday, Shalini!
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Thank you Jay… Nicole is loving it… I am actually slightly, maybe a lot, flabbergasted, burning tassels, Assless chaps, the pelvic shakes… Do you think she is trying to tell me something… π π
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