Impromptu Sexy Sunday: Sugar Plum’d by Leon Mauvais

But, Nicole! This isn’t the 1st Sunday of the month!! …. Ok, so this isn’t TECHNICALLY Sexy Sunday. But, I’ve been a little off my game for the Christmas Season (I promise I’ll be back full force in the new year. Things have been a little crazy lately).

*AS ALWAYS, THIS POST MAY INCLUDE SOME EXPLICIT SCENES (……OK. I CAN PROBABLY SAY, THIS POST DOES CONTAIN SOME EXPLICIT SCENES!!)*

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Synopsis

As a young weredeer, all Pembroke has ever dreamed of is being harnessed to Santa’s sleigh. Yet his world comes crashing down when Santa’s slain.

A war erupts in the Arctic Circle-pitting elf against reindeer.

Pembroke is sent on a perilous mission. If he fails, his herd will be lost. When the mission goes awry, the stag-shifter must put his trust in an unlikely ally.

Where does one turn in a land of ice and blood?

What happens when the enemy infiltrates your heart? What begins as a wavering alliance, takes both stag and elf farther than they both could ever imagine.

My Thoughts

…. What did I just read?? Ha ha! Reindeer on reindeer, reindeer on man, man in elf…. This book has it all!

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Ok…. only from some sort of anime could I find this GIF. HA HA!!

I was first pulled in by the email that I got from the author requesting a review and describing the book as a “BDSM, Fantasy/Scifi, Suspense, Action/Adventure, Multiple Partners, Mystery, Thriller, Shape-shifters, M/M Romance.“…. Is there a genre that ISN’T in this book??

The REAL clincher was the comparison he came up with for the book, “It’s like “Rudolph” & “50 shades of gay” meets “Mad Max” at Santa’s workshop!” COME ON!! I had the read it.

Sad to say, it didn’t deliver for me. It needed more plot, or less sex. There was just too much of one, or not enough of the other.

It definitely had some interesting erotic scenes with such descriptive gems as,

“Pembroke sobbed with joy. His throat filled with the avalanche of stag cock. Pembroke’s member shuddered every time his balls were bludgeoned by the pounding of a twin’s large furry sack, swinging below a relentless stag cock. His insides stretching wider and wider. Pembroke strained to accommodate the stag’s heft.”

And, it also had some morals hidden in its erotic depths pointing out the perils of judging others and stereotyping. But, it was a little muddled, and too short for the (I think?) message it was trying to get across.

Author Bio

Leon Mauvais is a beret-wearing sprite who fell asleep in the cornfields of Pennsylvania. He’s still there dreaming. He hopes his tales taste like taffy but help build crystallized armor, too. Once, he lingered in the corners of the last used bookstores searching for forbidden adventures on exotic worlds. Follow him on Twitter @LeonMauvais .

Sugar Plum’d is Best Served with a Reindeer Tracks Cocktail

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Ingredients

  • 2 ounces chocolate vodka
  • 1 ounce Frangelico
  • ½ ounce white creme de cacao
  • Splash of cream
  • Crushed cookies

Directions

  • Fill a cocktail shaker with ice and pour in the vodka, Frangelico, creme de cacao and cream.
  • Shake vigorously.
  • Rim a chilled martini glass with crushed cookies
  • Pour the mixture from the shaker into the glass.
  • Optionally, add more cookie crumbles over top of the drink.

34 thoughts on “Impromptu Sexy Sunday: Sugar Plum’d by Leon Mauvais

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  1. I am sorry, did I hear you right… From bear you have gone to reindeer and elk and you found the right lewd GIF to go along with it? Hahaha I don’t know whether to laugh or cry… I need Nina here… 😂😂. I am Glad you enjoyed whatever this was… 😢😢😂😂

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    1. Hey. There’s no rating on it…. I wasn’t too sure WHAT I thought of it. LMAO!! I try to keep an open mind and be accepting of everything… But, this one just flipped around so much I didn’t know what was going on half the time!
      I figure everyone else is so normal with their reviews… Everyone need a little weird in their life from time to time! 😂😂… This was A LOT weird.

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      1. Ohhhhh you certainly make up for the ‘normal’ on the other blogs 😂😆😃😀
        I read… “As a young were deer…” and I was already bracing for what would come next! LOL
        My dear, you never fail to entertain!

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      1. Animal lover!! Oh my!! Don’t even go there! 😂😂 You know I’ll read anything. Maybe I’ll have to get my genital grinder review out sooner rather than later so everyone knows that I’ll read ANYTHING weird. Animals just happen to be thrown into my path! 😘

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    1. THAT’S WHAT I SAID!! 😂😂 I honestly thought the whole request was a joke! But, there was a real story attached and I just couldn’t help myself. Even if someone is just messing with everyone, I have to give them props for the follow through. 😂😂 It was definetely a graphic, muddled story. But, it gave me a laugh and I got to find that priceless GIF…. Why could be wrong with that?! 😂😂

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  2. Reindeer on reindeer, sure (but there’s the Discovery channel, I don’t need to read it); man on elf, sure, that’s basically Maas anyway… but reindeer on man…? Umm, WTF?? Nicole, as always, your reviews are a highlight of my week!

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